My Failure as an Artist, Part II

Part I here.

My (fake) wife’s birthday and our 4 year anniversary is coming up, so you know what that means!

That’s right–more terrible drawings!

Her birthday card ended up being 24 pages, and she’s going to read them on the plane ride to California (she goes to school there).

I admit, I may have gotten a bit carried away with these drawings.

They’re actually all based on real-life photos–so yeah, we took a lot of weird pictures together.

Tonight we’re gonna go to Olive Garden to celebrate our anniversary (which is on September 1st) and steal breadsticks. A few years ago, we actually did steal breadsticks and our poor waiter, Spencer, was so confused like “I just gave you breadsticks where did they all go?”

We are the embodiment of a memeingful relationship.

In fact, we will be wearing cringey matching t-shirts to the restaurant:

That photo was taken on our wedding day. I honestly don’t know what we were thinking.

#drawing #art #scary