Types of Clouds, Rated

Highest Clouds

Cirrocumulus

Groovy but weird. Not sure how I feel about this. 7/10

Cirrus

Oooooh pretty. These remind me of a ponytail for some reason. They were my favourite clouds as a kid. 9/10

Cirrostratus

Apparently these are mostly transparent but can form halos/rings around the sun or moon. Cool, but subtle. 6/10

(sometimes) Cumulonibus

Look at this majestic beauty. Apparently they’re the only type of cloud that can produce hail, thunder, and lighting. I am in awe. 100/10

Mid-Level Clouds

Altocumulus

Cute little puffballs. They make me feel weird because they remind me of cotton balls but I never used those for crafts so now I associate them with needles because they always press a cotton ball into my arm after sticking a needle in it. 4/10

Altostratus

Calm and nice. These are the type of clouds to be the Designated Driver and never complain, always making sure you’re home safe. I would trust this cloud with my life. Kind of bland but that’s okay. Like Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers says, “if she were a spice, she’d be flour” but flour is an essential ingredient for many recipes. 7/10

(sometimes) Nimbostratus

Dark, powerful. The Scorpio of clouds. Exudes Big Dick Energy. 9/10

Lowest Clouds

Stratus

These clouds are literally like next-level fog. I love fog, but when it’s in the sky like this it’s kinda plain. 7/10

Cumulus

What a stereotype. I love it though. 9/10

Stratocumulus

Why can’t my mattress be like these clouds. These pictures make me want to fall asleep–in fact, I may go to bed after typing up this post. 10/10

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